warning: this is not for the faint of heart.

This has been compiled over a year. If you have something to add, post it in my comments.

1. Google maps directions search “New York” to London” used to show this

   

2. Google street view sightings! Here’s just a few…

   Prostitutes?
   
   Damn it feels good to be a gangsta
   
   
   
   Fail.
   
   

   Hopefully your wife won’t notice this
   
   
   

   These links have many more hilarious street view images
   http://searchengineland.com/080528-140611.php
   http://www.onmylist.com/category/miscellaneous/Best_Pictures_from_Google_Streetview_1#
   http://badcontrol.com/?p=1031

3. Look up “special people” on Google images, it says “related searches: retards”

   http://images.google.com/images?q=special%20people

4. Google search for “worst band in the world”, it says “see results for: Creed”

   http://www.google.com/search?q=worst+band+in+the+world

5. Google search “google chuck norris” and click “I’m feeling lucky”, it brings up this page

   http://www.nochucknorris.com/

6. Google search “french military victories” and click “I’m feeling lucky”, it brings up this page

   http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/victories.html

7. Google search “what to do if inside of grill gets wet”, it says “Did you mean: what to do if inside of girl gets wet”

   http://www.google.com/search?q=what+to+do+if+inside+a+grill+gets+wet

8. Google search “number of horns on a unicorn”. Google calculator says “number of horns on a unicorn = 1″.

   http://www.google.com/search?q=number+of+horns+on+a+unicorn

9. Google search “answer to life the universe and everything”. Google calculator says “answer to life the universe and everything = 42″.

   http://www.google.com/search?q=answer+to+life+the+universe+and+everything

10. Not long ago, Google search “argentina” used to return this:

    

11. Go to google trends and look up “anal fisting”. You get this image:

    

    What the Hell happened in 2006?

12. Ah, the Google suggest fiasco. They’ve fixed this too, but it was HILARIOUSLY RACIST. Here are some images:

    

    

    

    

    

    

So spore is coming out sometime in September I believe. I’ve been anticipating its release for a long time now. However, it never occurred to me until a few weeks ago that it might be possible to create perverted creatures.

Anyway, people have been posting videos of sporn (spore porn) on youtube. I decided to join in the fun.

Without further ado, meet Koko the monkey. I’m embarrassed to say how long it took to make this. I really am a pervert.

window seat, please.

Here are some really funny powerpoints that I made probably two years ago when I was bored in New Jersey and having fun with my cousins. I thought they were lost forever, but my cousins saved copies and I was able to restore it. The powerpoints come with animations, sound/music and timing (except for episode 3 you must click). You must view it with microsoft powerpoint 2007. If you do not have this software, you can install the viewer here. It is truly a work of comedic genius.

Episode 1: ATTACK OF EVIL SMILY MAN

Episode 2: Censorman Begins!

Episode 3: Paperclip and Tom

Enjoy.

Here’s a little video mashup of mccain and o’reilly that I whipped up in premiere. enjoy: